Friday, May 13, 2005

Flip Flops...What Do They Really Mean?


Flip flops are not:
Shoes
Boots
Heels
Wings
Loafers
Slippers
Sandals
Flippers
Fins

Flip flops are a breed all their own.

I beg the question...are flip flops merely prosthetic feet or are they the leftovers of an otherwise solid-minded individual?





Much like dreams are rumored to keep us centered in life and make sense of a chaotic world--Flip flops refine chaos while one is awake (flip flop sleeping is not recommended).

Flip flops are not for everyone. Some view flip flops as a sign of an undecided person. The design of the flip flop evidences the contrary.



The big toe and the second toe are separated when wearing flip flops. Successful flip floppers have disciplined big toes and can manage freedom.



The traveled flip flop is like mold. Nobody really knows if it goes bad.

2 comments:

Bryan said...

That guy needs a pedicure

Truckbeard said...

Wait...you haven't seen his knees yet...